Monday, January 23, 2012

Vintage Pictures with Funny, Sarcastic Sayings

Repinned from Google and via Fluid Sarcasm on Pinterest


I just love these!  Vintage pictures with funny, snarky, sarcastic sayings on them and I have collected a whole bunch of them..just for you!

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married



I used to be Snow White..but I drifted



Damn straight I keep score
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I'm not an alcholic, alcoholics go to meetings..I'm a drunk, we go to parties
Soup von Agnes

Both of us can't look good at the same time, it's either me or the house
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I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas than you!
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You were much more interesting when you were online
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I'm sorry I wasn't in church Sunday. I was out smoking crack with Satan.
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Love..honor..and what?!?
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It's only kinky the first time
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My sexual preference is often

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I don't cook, clean or put icky things near my mouth.
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I heard the skank police had to shut your vagina down.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.  Hate me because I'm a bitch.




I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me.



Monday, January 16, 2012

Glee and American Horror Story Stars in Ryan Murphy Elle Photo Shoot


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I love Glee, and I love horror flicks, so i really, really love these pics!

The stars of Glee and Ryan Murphy's other hit "American Horror Story" recreate classic scenes from horror movies for a Elle photo shoot.  See the rest of the photos on Elle.

"Michele admits she didn't need much persuasion to sign up for the shoot. She tells Entertainment Tonight, "I am the biggest horror film fanatic. It's one of my favorite things to do, crawl up at home and watch a scary movie."

Glee's Lea Michelle (Rachel) posing in a Creature from the Black Lagoon photo
Lea Michele


Diana Negron (Quinn) recreates Attack of the 50-Foot Woman for Elle
Dianna Agron\

Jayma Mayes (Emma) In a Hitchcock's "The Birds" inspired photo
Jayma Mays

Heather Morris (Brittney) remakes a Catherine Denauve "Repuslsion" scene.


Sunday, December 4, 2011

Pumpkin Mousse Parfaits = Easy and Yummy Dessert



Repinned from Fun Times Made Easy

It's that time of year.. That's right! Pumpkin.. Pumpkin pie, pumpkin mousse.. And this easy, peezy, yummy pumpkin mousse parfait I nicked from Funtimesmadeeasy.com. They have lots of yummy recipes, so go check em out.

Photobucket Here’s how to make them: Easy Dessert Recipe: Pumpkin Mousse Parfaits
Ingredients
  • Reser’s Pumpkin Mousse
  • whipped cream or Cool Whip
  • ginger snap cookies, crushed into crumbles
  • cinnamon for garnish
Preparation Instructions
Step 1: Add a layer of pumpkin mouse to a cup.
Step 2: Sprinkle ginger snap crumbles over the pumpkin mousse.
Step 3: Spoon a layer of whipped cream over the ginger snap crumbles.
Step 4: repeat steps 1-3. Garnish with a dash of cinnamon.
Tips
Start out with less pumpkin mousse and whipped cream than you think you’ll need; otherwise you won’t have room for several different layers.
To make the ginger snap crumbles without a big mess, put them in a ziploc bag and use a rolling pin or a can of vegetables to crush them.
Tags: Autumn dessert recipe, Easy holiday dessert recipe, Entertaining, Fall dessert recipe,Food, Fun times made easy, Holiday cooking, Holiday meal cooking tips, Parfait recipe, Pumpkin mouse parfait, Thanksgiving cooking tips, Thanksgiving dessert recipe


Monday, November 28, 2011

Awesome Gifts for a Manly Man

Repinned from Squidoo - Awesome Gifts for a Manly Man

This is a little bit of self-promotion, sorry, but I'm allowed once in a while.  LOL  This is a Squidoo lens I just did for gift ideas for manly men.  For any man, actually. It's separated by types of men and what kinds of gifts would be great for them, like gifts for hunters, gifts for fitness buffs, gifts for geeks, etc.  Maybe my opinion doesn't count, but if you're wondering what to buy the men in your life for Christmas, you can't go wrong with some of these awesome gift ideas!  :O) Hurry and get shopping..only 28 days til Christmas!



What To Get Your Man For Christmas?

It's that time of year again, and you're making your list and checking it twice. You know what to buy for your mom and the kids, and even your sister. They're easy, because you know the kind of stuff they like. Now, you have to figure out what to buy for the special men in your life. They don't want ties or soap-on-a-rope. So, what *do* they want? Simple! They want gifts for a manly man. They want cool, manly, fun, and really awesome things. Things that make noise. Things that do cool things. Things that he would be proud to display in his man-cave. Things that make a man want to break out his best Tim-The-Toolman grunt. Here I have assembled some of my best suggestions of things guaranteed to make any man light up like Ralphie when he opens up his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle in A Christmas Story.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Two-Ingredient Pumpkin Cake With Apple Cider Glaze Recipe

Repinned from Big Red Kitchen.com

In need of a quick and easy Thanksgiving cake?  Try this Two-Ingredient Pumpkin Cake With Apple Cider Glaze.  It looks delish and beyond simple!





Pumpkin Cake
One Cake mix- I used yellow
1 -15 ounce can 100% pumpkin- puree, not pumpkin pie filling

Preheat oven to 350°. In a large bowl mix cake mix with pumpkin filling using a hand mixer or a stand mixer. Beat on medium for 2 minutes. Pour batter into a greased 7 x 11 inch baking dish. Bake for 28 minutes or until tooth pick comes out clean. Cool completely before frosting. Serves 8.

Apple Cider Glaze
1 cup powdered sugar
2 T. apple cider
1/2 t. pumpkin pie spice

In a small bowl blend all ingredients until smooth. Pour over Pumpkin Cake letting it drizzle down the sides of the cake. Let set before covering. 

Monday, November 21, 2011