Monday, January 23, 2012

Vintage Pictures with Funny, Sarcastic Sayings

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I just love these!  Vintage pictures with funny, snarky, sarcastic sayings on them and I have collected a whole bunch of them..just for you!

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married

I used to be Snow White..but I drifted

Damn straight I keep score
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I'm not an alcholic, alcoholics go to meetings..I'm a drunk, we go to parties
Soup von Agnes

Both of us can't look good at the same time, it's either me or the house
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I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas than you!
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You were much more interesting when you were online
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I'm sorry I wasn't in church Sunday. I was out smoking crack with Satan.
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Love..honor..and what?!?
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It's only kinky the first time
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My sexual preference is often

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I don't cook, clean or put icky things near my mouth.
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I heard the skank police had to shut your vagina down.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.  Hate me because I'm a bitch.

I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I truly appreciate your efforts and I am waiting for your next write ups thanks once again.